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Joke of the Day

"Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The 'musical chairs' was a bit slow, but 'pass the parcel' was damn quick!"

"Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States? [Warning: Gore]"

"[posing for mugshot] ""now turn forward"" [flash] lemme see"

"Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary? Because they'll always have the last word."

"The news from Australia yesterday was terrifying That poor Muslim guy, I'd hate to be trapped in a room full of Australians too."

"9/11 Jokes Aren't Funny... they are just plane wrong."

"What kinds of boobs are popular in the workplace? Pos-tits."

"Why did Windows skip to 10? Because 7 ate 9."

"Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K? A: A book."