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Joke of the Day

"What does a Scottish cat say? Mee yew!"

"What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night? Farm gold in China."

"The worst thing about having tourettes... People are always expecting you to say something funny."

"Another previously unknown dinosaur was the Thesaurus who used flowery language to confuse and disorient predators while he made his escape"

"A console gamer walks into a bar... ...only to buy a free drink for 60$ To anyone wondering this joke is not made by me but i just had to share it. Credit goes to /u/Unbiased_Bob"

"Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple? Because he couldn't get a date!"

"What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard? Nothing, he's Snowden."

"Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!"

"Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No teacher I'm having trouble listening!"

"Whats the difference between dawn and dusk? d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out."