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Joke of the Day

"Friend at work hit me with this. (Sorry if repost.) If a Stork brings white babies, and a Crow brings black babies. What brings no babies? The Swallow."

"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."

"What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? An absolute ruler"

"I used to work at the factory that made fire hydrants. Couldn't park anywhere near the place."

"What time does Wimbledon start? Tennish"

"Rhonda is my type of woman... She finishes before I do!"

"No matter how white-hot my rage feels, I have been unable to clear the snow off my driveway by giving it the finger."

"The Longest joke in the world (sorry if re-post) it's totally worth it! [7 Page Joke](http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2a5xwx/truthmafia.com/archives/1554)"

"How do you circumcise a whale? Send down four skin-divers"

"Two guys are walking and one walks into a bar... The other one ducks"