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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a dog who's humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick."
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"Just overheard a construction worker in NYC very angrily say ""there's no way to make brown rice taste good by itself."""
"My dentist told me I grind at night I was unaware he even saw me at the club"
"So tell me, what do you think of the rectum as a whole?"
"Imagine a giraffe. Now imagine the giraffe trying to get on a pool float. Now put my face on the giraffe. That's about right."
"I'm allowed to make racist jokes because my Mother in Law is Korean And she love me long time"
"DATE: *gets in car* ME: hi *starts driving* DATE: how's it going? ME: first, gas is sparked in the combustion chamber to push the pistons"
"ME: wat if they dont like me MOM: just be urself ME: ok! [comes home early in a masive cloud of bees] ME: WAIT DID U SAY ""BEE URSELF"" OR ""BE"
"You stop bad music with a tuning fork. How do you stop bad singing? A pitchfork"
"I won every fight in 1st grade. Not because I was tough, because I was 13."