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Joke of the Day
"I'm allowed to make racist jokes because my Mother in Law is Korean And she love me long time"
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"What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano? Answer: Tulips on an Organ."
"My girlfriend came out of the shower and said ""I shaved my pussy, you know what that means?"" I said yeah,""the damn drain is clogged again!"". Edit: grammar"
"What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria? Light"
"i love working at the post office at the north pole and ripping up white children's letters to santa claus"
"I invested some money with a Nigerian Prince... he turned out to be a very successful tribute act!"
"What did the Mexican prostitute give to the donkey after the show? Jorge."
"Nuclear winter ""What are you going to do if a nuclear winter comes?"" ""Throw snowballs."" ""Nuclear!"" ""With my tentacles!"""
"shoutout to all the objects in my perceptual field. u know who u are ;)"
"You go to the ballet and you see girls dancing on their tiptoes. Why don't they just get taller girls?"