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Joke of the Day
"My dentist told me I grind at night I was unaware he even saw me at the club"
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"Women are like angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly....... on a broomstick, we're flexible like that"
"How do you fit 10 lbs of shit into a 5 lb sack? The same way you take the F out of 'way'"
"i always struggle using sarcasm with kleptomaniacs they always take things. literally."
"My dad wears loosey-whities."
"What is a name for a female lawyer? Sue"
"My wife's favorite position is the one where I lie very still wearing nothing but a toe tag and she starts dating again."
"My surname: 'Ever.' My given forename: 'Superior'. Similar to a torn talofibular ligament, I am not one to be trifled with."
"Knock, knock, Come in."
"i just went to a bar god damn, it was one sharp crowbar."