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Joke of the Day

"DATE: *gets in car* ME: hi *starts driving* DATE: how's it going? ME: first, gas is sparked in the combustion chamber to push the pistons"

"How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before? Oh, they'll tell you."

"I saw my friend's kids at Walmart and they told me they were lost and I was like ""good luck guys"" and walked away. I'd be a great mother."

"What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards? It keeps coming and coming and coming..."

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"

"What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Taking her out of the wheelchair and putting her into bed."

"Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !"

"Prison guard is a pretty good job. Who's going to steal a prison."

"What is made of Brass and sounds like Tom Jones Trombones!"

"Never Marry A Tennis Player Love means nothing to them."