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Joke of the Day
"You stop bad music with a tuning fork. How do you stop bad singing? A pitchfork"
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"They should name hurricanes after black people: It only takes one to ruin the neighborhood."
"There is no bond greater than the mutual respect of two former high school friends who refuse to friend each other on Facebook."
"What is Rickon Stark's favorite band? One Direction"
"A man walks into a strop club and asks how much it costs to come inside. The man at the door says ""it's going to cost at least 1000 dollars to cum inside sir"""
"How do epileptics keep fit? With strobe lights."
"""Lights on, or lights off?"" he asked me. I said, ""Just give me the prostate exam, please."""
"What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river? The Crimea River."
"Wanna feel old? 1990 was 40 years ago."
"The plumber came to fix the toilet & said, ""Where is the water main?"" so I turned on the tap & said, ""Right here, main."""