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Joke of the Day
"I won every fight in 1st grade. Not because I was tough, because I was 13."
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"You're not impressing anyone, people who put a comma before the person's name when wishing them a happy birthday on Facebook"
"Today, I was thinking about the expression 'revenge is a dish best served cold'. Then I considered 'revenge is sweet'. I've come to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream."
"Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight? - A: Claude"
"My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name. I said, ""Don't be silly, Someoneyourownsize, why would anyone pick on you?"""
"What do you call a boring taco? Aburrido."
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