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Joke of the Day

"I always keep at least 6 wigs in my trunk for trips to the grocery store so I can keep going back for samples"

"""What's the difference between a pickpocket and peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."" - Redd Foxx, 1956"

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass."

"How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day? F5"

"What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Start swimming"

"I've just joined a Jamaican jazz band as a triangle player. I just stand at the back and ting."

"A pine tree planted in 2004 in memory of former Beatle George Harrison in a Los Angeles park has died after being infested by beetles."

"When my son loses his 1st tooth, Im putting $1 under his pillow and a note that says ""I'll be back with a hammer for the rest. -Tooth Fairy"""

"Spruce up your weeknight: run the dishwasher and imagine you're on a cruise!"

"Why do black people have white on their palms? There's a little bit of good in everybody."