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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop an Albanian tank? You shoot the guy pushing it."
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"Excuse me, you with the heels that make your calves perfect, designer dress that accentuates your curves.... You have lettuce in your teeth"
"My Chinese friend died today... So Yung"
"This morning I saw a homeless guy talking to his shadow... Does that mean six more weeks of recession?"