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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop an Albanian tank? You shoot the guy pushing it."
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"Where do you hide after killing a black person? Behind a badge"
"No matter how bad your day is going, just remember that somewhere in the world someone just got a pubic hair in their coffee."
"D.E.L.T.A. Airlines Didn't Even Leave The Airport"
"I Nominate Lou Gehrig."
"Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff? So in the end they didn't even splatter."
"Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots."
"Sometimes I enjoy my steak undercooked.. ...but that's rare."
"Called one of those claims companies after my accident... ... Turns out you can't get any compensation if you shit yourself on the bus."
"""Pumpkin spiceberg, literally right ahead!"" -White girl Titanic"