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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Start swimming"
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"I haven't spoken to my wife in months... We're not having any problems, I just don't want to interrupt her."
"Let us not judge a man based on the color of his skin, but by which character he picks in Super Smash Bros."
"""Daddy,"" a little girl asked her father, ""do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "" ""No, sweetheart,"" he answered. ""Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"""
"Cow Joke What do cows watch in the theaters? moovie"
"If I've learned one thing from twitter, it's how to get a ton of work done in an hour after wasting 80% of my day tweeting."
"What's the difference between... NSFW What's the difference between a joke and a 12"" dick? You can't take a joke."
"The Greatest Party by Maud D. Merrier"
"Donald Trump's Best Friend Donald Trump was talking about his best friend, ""Eugene Wall."" He said that he liked to call him ""Euge"" for short."
"Someone blew up a department store because they didn't stock basic clothing... There were no casual tees."