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Joke of the Day
"Spruce up your weeknight: run the dishwasher and imagine you're on a cruise!"
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"[keeps slapping empty glass ketchup bottle until the entire cafe is silent]"
"I like my drinks like I like my women.... Stiff and cold."
"Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market? Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!"
"Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road? Because a tuna can!"
"home alone: my favorite movie and also my hobby"
"Give yourself something to look forward to tomorrow: Text a friend, ""I think you owe me an apology,"" then turn off your phone and go to bed"
"Wanna see new features on your TV that you never knew existed? Let a baby play with the remote for about 12 seconds."
"My bank was worried My bank called asking if my credit card had been stolen. They were concerned because it hadn't been used at the liquor store since last friday "
"Shakespeare & The Beatles walk into a pub... ...Landlord says, ""sorry mate, you're barred and those guys are banned""."