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Joke of the Day

"A pine tree planted in 2004 in memory of former Beatle George Harrison in a Los Angeles park has died after being infested by beetles."

"Halal sounds a lot like Arnold swartzenegger greeting someone."

"The memory foam in my mattress is probably wishing it could forget me."

"Married With Children is a hilarious sitcom until you're 35 and realise it's a chilling documentary."

"Like Captain Ahab, I have my own white whale. But I have no one else to blame, I'm the one who married her."

"Do we even know how much anything else costs in Africa? Maybe $1 a day to feed a child is way too much."

"Yay! The Democrats won the World Series!"

"My 2015 new years resolution 1920x1080"

"You really have to hand it to the members of the African American community."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? The canoe tips."