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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass."

"people of reddit... You copy my jokes, You paste my links, You bury my comments. Godmam it, and my mom made every one pie, sleep over at my house..."

"BANG BANG! Q: Why did the mirror have holes in it? A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself."

"I'm not a racist because racism is a crime And crime is for black people"

"The oldest joke in the world: ""How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?"" You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."

"""Keith Moon was Nuts"" Another insightful nugget of trivia from Opie. Oh you means the rock drummer that put fish and explosives in his drums was ""nuts""?"

"If I meet you for a date and you don't look anything like your pic, you're buying drinks for me until you do."

"I lost my virginity when I was in high school, which was awesome... however I was home schooled."

"The best jokes are the ones you have to explain. It's funny because the best jokes are the ones you *don't* have to explain."

"Why did the French chef kill himself? He lost the huile d'olive."