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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass."

"""I got 99 problems, but falling asleep ain't one."" ~ Jay-ZZZ"

"Do you know beer makes you smart? It made Bud wiser."

"How is a meditating monk and a fiber-optic cable similar? Total internal reflection."

"Worst trigonometry joke I know. Actually, I won't bother telling it, it's too obtuse."

"How does a mathematician deal with constipation? The same way he deals with all his other problems. He works it out with a pencil."

"I'm beginning to think rappers exaggerate a Lil."

"[snake charmer struggling to get snake to stand up] I swear this never happens"

"I'm good at self deprecation, But I used to be better."

"I exclusively use internet explorer to download Google chrome."