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Joke of the Day

"""What's the difference between a pickpocket and peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."" - Redd Foxx, 1956"

"two men walk into a bar one man goes to the bartender and says ""i think i will have some h2o"". then the second man says ""that sounds good I'll have some h2o too"". The second man died"

"2 sheep are standing in a meadow... One turns to the other and says ""Baaa-aaa-aaa-aaaa"". the other looks at him and says ""...I was just gonna say that."""

"Did you hear about the missing dalmatian? It's been spotted."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train conductor who killed everyone? He had locomotives."

"What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies? Fire."

"A tree falls in the woods ... and no one is around to hear it, how is it I.T's fault. Because I.T didn't move the woods into the cloud."

"All these Fifty Shades of Grey jokes... Guys, stop, they're whore-ible."

"Welcome to Insomnia Club. God dammit Bob. BOB. Steve wake Bob up. Steve?"

"What time do you go to the dentist? 2:30"