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Joke of the Day

"I Once Tried to Break the World Record for Most Records Broken Suffice to say, the employees at Village Music World were not happy with me."

"Tell your kids where hotdogs come from first. They won't ever ask about babies."

"it's 2:36 am i'm hiding in my bathroom smokin bongs by myself ladies and gentlemen i didn't ask to be a winner , god just chose me to be one"

"Why did the Pakistani cook get fired? He could only cook eggs Sunni side up and, honestly, they tasted like Shi'ite."

"Problem gambling? Bet you can't quit."

"What did Caesar say when was in agreement? I came. I saw. I concurred."

"Anyone can overcome adversity. But it takes real strength to complain and then give up."

"I was on the subway when someone sneezed on me. I was so disgusted, I turned to him and said ""People like you make me sick."""

"TIFU by Playing a joke on every redditor who clicked on this thread"

"Man opens a fridge and sees a rabbit... He says ""What are you doing there, rabbit?"" Rabbit replies ""This is a westinghouse, isn't it?"""