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Joke of the Day
"What did Caesar say when was in agreement? I came. I saw. I concurred."
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"You can say what you like about Hitler... ...at least he killed Hitler."
"The most impressive thing about marathon runners is how they don't check their phone for 3+ hours."
"The Strongman by Everhard Muscles"
"When a door closes... and incognito window opens."
"Dark humour It's like a child with cancer.... It never gets old."
"White jokes are not funny... unless they target a specific nationality"
"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Same time next month? (sorry if repost)"
"I found a new passion yesterday pairing socks. I guess I just enjoy bringing sole mates together."