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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by Playing a joke on every redditor who clicked on this thread"

"The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch."

"My cat is stuck in a Cheeto bag and I'm really pissed that I didn't think of that first."

"Maybe the UN and NATO wouldn't be so upset with the Ukraine invasion if they weren't just Russian in?"

"How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb."

"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."

"When a man sleeps with a lot of women.... ....he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum. -Another gem by Jimmy Carr"

"Whenever a wrong number calls me and hangs up I always call em back and tell them it was their loss because I'm really fun to talk to."

"Bestiality Is fucking bitching."

"Beer:""You know what would be funny?"" Me:""No. What?"" Beer:""Really? Finish me and have four more then I'll ask again."" Me:""Yes, sir."""