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Joke of the Day

"Problem gambling? Bet you can't quit."

"You know you're getting fat when you make a comment about needing to lose weight and the other person doesn't say anything back."

"I hope zombies will come from Mexico. After eating their way through fat Americans, they'll be like ""Sorry little Canadians. We're full."""

"What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !"

"What do you call a midget Mexican? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay!!!"

"My Doctor Told Me I'd Have To Stop Masturbating . . . I'm like, ""What? I thought it was OK!"" He goes, ""Yeah, sure, but I'm trying to examine you!"""

"You heard the rumor going around about butter? Nevermind, I shouldn't spread it. Thank you TheAustr0naut"

"Why does Japan love Obama? He is first Barack president."

"Double whammy. First date is turning out to be fun & I also go to meet my hero Chris Hansen from Catch a Predator."

"What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner"