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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Pakistani cook get fired? He could only cook eggs Sunni side up and, honestly, they tasted like Shi'ite."

"Whatever you do always give 100 %. Unless you are donating blood."

"I thought it was you A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, ""You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman!?"""

"Roofing... That's a bit over the top isn't it?"

"It's find it a tough decision to buy the right mattress... I guess I'll have to sleep on it."

"if america goes the way of greece, we'll be ending all our words with ""ous."" that's ridiculous! omg, it's already started"

"[dumps gatorade on coach after losing the big game] we know how much you hate gatorade you piece of shit"

"How do you make a gay man have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt."

"The back-to-front comb over: Where mullets are laid to rest."

"Love is like peeing yourself.... everyone can see but only you feel the warmth."