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Joke of the Day

"Anyone can overcome adversity. But it takes real strength to complain and then give up."

"How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. And they get 3 credits for it."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock down your mom's throat."

"I wanna thank my mom for not aborting me and my dad for buying cheap condoms. Love you guys"

"Two TV antennas got married last weekend. The wedding was nothing special, but the reception was excellent."

"How do you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it."

"Why fist fights break out at NASA? Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand."

"Hunger Games. Zimbabwe's favorite pastime."

"A fun thing to do would be to eat rat poison during a dinner party & then, when you die, they'll blame the host's cooking. Lol."

"In Canada, she's Kilometery Cyrus."