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Joke of the Day
"Tell your kids where hotdogs come from first. They won't ever ask about babies."
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"How many germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Nein"
"Breaking Bad is my favorite documentary about what it takes to be an entrepreneur while balancing family life."
"I went shopping for some lingerie for my wife. I asked the shop keep if the panties were satin. He said ""No, they're brand new""."
"What is the most overused force in science? Van der Waals."
"What does a Boko Haram terrorist become after getting his throat slit? Boko Halal."
"What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen? A pedantry."
"Donuts aren't actually nuts... ...they're legumes."
"Random girl: OMG I love your UGG boots Me: No No... that's just the way my feet look"
"Which band is difficult to dance to? The Beatless"