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Joke of the Day
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an Ithberg"
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"A Mexican singer has removed some of her ribs so she can look more like Shakira. I'm going to remove my cock so I can look more like Justin Bieber."
"Her: *""Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?""* Me: *""Yes""*"
"You know why I want to call you Yoda? Because yoda best thing I've seen all day"
"Today I learned that wolves are not ticklish. Tomorrow I need to learn how to tie my shoes with one hand."
"A young couple are in bed for the very first time The guy asks "" Are you nervous?""--- ""Yes "" she says.--- ""Is this your first time?""--- ""No, i've been nervous before"""
"I had a Crazy Dream Wait for dreams to come up in conversation. I had a crazy dream last night. I drempt I was a muffler... and when i woke up I was exhausted."
"What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one? Noel."
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the P is silent."
"What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance? A Fairodactyl"