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"[image] ULTRA FUNNY MEME If assholes... If assholes could fly,this place would be an damn airport :D."
"Did you hear that sugar is magic? It'll make a diabetics feet dissappear!"
"Just got out of heart surgery with a surgeon who had tremors. I'm quite shaken up about it. Sorry if this is a repost."
"6'5"" guy: [starts a fight with me at the bar] me: [hides behind GF] GF: HEY, WHAT THE F- me: look, we need more strong female lead char-"
"*mugger snatching Elsa's purse Elsa: LET IT GO! Mugger: LET IT GO! Elsa: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE! Mugger: LET IT GO! Elsa: LET IT GO!"
"What kind of outfit says ""I want you to let me stand in your group so I don't look like a loser but I don't want to talk to any of you""?"
"I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number."
"What do you call a homeless orphan? Depressing"
"How do you starve a black man? Put his food stamps in his work boots."