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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a homeless orphan? Depressing"
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"I love the smell of my F5 key It's so refreshing"
"A joke about procrastination. Eh, I'll write it later."
"How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted? Tigers have stripes."
"What do you name a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter. He won't come."
"Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station? It is a day to be tankful."
"Instead of accusing me of eating your leftover pie, ask yourself why you had any left to begin with, quitter *said thru a mouthful of pie*"
"What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !"
"How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you? Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you?"
"When parents say to kids ""go to ur room & think about what you've done"" it's really good practice for what you'll do every night as an adult"