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Joke of the Day
"I got stuck in a tornado once It sucked"
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"[interview] Ok, don't let them know you're naked ""Why are you naked?"" dammit"
"I'd like to think inside your box."
"I'm not gay I've just got an alternative sexuality."
"Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough."
"We all exist due to a radioactive explosion that formed the universe and with endless posibilities... ...you're sitting on your computer reading jokes on the internet."
"What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)? The lift attendants have jobs."
"Lucy plans elaborate jewel heist. Lucy dons cat burglar suit to conceal identity. Lucy pulls off heist. Lucy in disguise with diamonds."
"I can't wait to tell my Grandkids, ""Back when I was kid, we were smarter than our phones!"""
"What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long? Polaroids! I'm so bored..."