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Joke of the Day

"[image] ULTRA FUNNY MEME If assholes... If assholes could fly,this place would be an damn airport :D."

"My doctor told me he appreciates my patience. I told him that I appreciate that he appreciates his patients."

"I have discovered that theirs no popcorn in popcorn chicken. I guess there's no point in bothering with hash browns then."

"A time traveller walks into a bar... http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3lsgus/and_the_bartender_says_sorry_we_dont_serve_time/"

"What do you call batman when he skips church? christian bale"

"What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don't take me for granite!"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? One or two thrown hard enough to the head should do the trick. Maybe one if it's really hot."

"Next time someone says ""Your Mom"" ""Let's get off moms, cause I just got off yours."""

"I want to be a comedian But I'm afraid people will laugh at me"

"What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast? Hash with alot of Salt"