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Joke of the Day

"*mugger snatching Elsa's purse Elsa: LET IT GO! Mugger: LET IT GO! Elsa: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE! Mugger: LET IT GO! Elsa: LET IT GO!"

"from Jabba the Hutt's perspective Star Wars is the story of a guy who owed him money and then instead of paying had his friends murder him"

"Damn Jared Back at it again with the white vans!"

"What do you call a Chinese man with one foot? Taiwon Shou."

"I can make a movie with my hand. All it takes is a FLICK of the wrist!"

"What is the difference between a 5 and a 2? 3."

"What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet."

"What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care? An eggsy-stench-alist."

"I forget what I used to do with my arms before I got my iPhone. Did I hang them down by my side? Straight above my head? I really forget."

"You might be a redneck if... 1. You don't know the difference between your lawn and your driveway. 2. Watching Jerry Springer reminds you of your neighbors 3. Your family tree is a circle"