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Joke of the Day

"*mugger snatching Elsa's purse Elsa: LET IT GO! Mugger: LET IT GO! Elsa: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE! Mugger: LET IT GO! Elsa: LET IT GO!"

"Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police? Because the g is silent"

"It's wildly known that all the great artists of the renaissance era loved eating pizza in sewers."

"Why do men fart more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure."

"I have a vegan girlfriend... and she's nice and all, but sometimes I think she just looks at me like a piece of carrot"

"A blind man walks into a bar... ...and a table... and a chair."

"Nowhere is it more evident That the middle finger IS a suitable mode of communication Than when driving to work"

"What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino? elephino. (Hell if I know)"

"One cool thing about marriage is that when you hate each other, the marriage keeps you together until you like each other again."

"No matter how much you love someone, your whole world can change within 5 seconds of watching them run."