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Joke of the Day

"What's the similarity between American waitresses and the Jewish community? They both believe in tip shaming."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite movie? Minority Deport"

"what do you call a bus full of white people a twinkie"

"You literally misuse the word ""literally"" every time you say it. And I figuratively want to punch you in the face. Literally."

"I had a heated argument with my wife last night... Apparently leaving the water heater on got me in hot water."

"What's the worlds longest sentence? I do."

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same."

"What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff? Baa-Dum-Sss"

"Yo' Mama Jokes Battle! I'll start! Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables."

"Survival Tip: When flipping off your wife behind her back... Make sure she's not standing in front of a mirror."