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Joke of the Day
"Yo' Mama Jokes Battle! I'll start! Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables."
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"Why do girls wear so much make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."
"What do you call a waterfall which causes erections? Viagra Falls"
"What is the body temperature of a Tauntaun? (Star Wars) Luke-warm."
"I dated a midget once, we were in love.. I was nuts over her."
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.... Let him out of your basement and he can go back to his family."
"Why has sodomy been banned in French bakeries? Because it was a pain in the arse for the customers."
"Laughter is the best medicine Dad used to say laughter was the best medicine I guess that's why some of us died of tuberculosis."
"Whats the first word a swede says after its born? wouaaa wouaaa wu wu welcome refugees"
"Dear Coworker, If I'm nodding my head & smiling at everything you've said, this means I'm fantasizing about getting banged by David Beckham."