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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump's favorite movie? Minority Deport"
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"2 men knock on an Essex girls door. ""Hello love how would you like double glazing?"",they ask. ""Oh go on then"", she replies falling to her knees, ""just not in my eyes"""
"Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight? - A: Claude"
"So the batteries in my flashlight ran out... You'd think I'd be sad, but really I was delighted."
"Volkswagen emissions test. You know guys, this whole deal with the Volkswagen emissions test just goes to show that the Germans will do anything to gas you. I will enjoy my trip to hell."
"When there were a lot footprints in the sand, that was a bunch of jesus's chasing you"
"Have you ever try ethiopan food ? Neither have they .."
"""Mrs. Arnold Palmer, what do you do for good luck before your husband plays a tournament?"" ""Well, I kiss his balls for good luck."" ""That must make his putter flutter."""
"Ghost handwriting is so sloppy. What is this, blood? Lol. Get a pen."
"What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice? Jesus"