16285
Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump's favorite movie? Minority Deport"
Next Joke
"How many Freudians does it take to screw their mothers? Not mothers, lightbulbs. Shit."
"Why did everyone think the pie was gay? Because he blueberry."
"Ghetto people are always naming their kids after stuff they cant afford: Mercedes, Diamond, Bentley, Pearl, Light Bill, Rent, Car Insurance."
"Soap addiction I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now!!"
"Let he has never told a bad joke Cast the first tomato"
"You had me at ""we've got the place surrounded"""
"Cops would catch more drunk drivers if they just stood outside with signs that say HONK IF YOU'RE WASTED!"
"First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well you'd better roll them back to her she might need them."
"Commercials that never made it to air Here's my entry: ""Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault and has ruined your life? Next time, use Durex""."