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Joke of the Day
"What's the worlds longest sentence? I do."
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"My lighter has two settings: 1: Spark, spark, spark 2: No left eyebrow"
"There's a new holiday in Russia called ""National Sobriety Day"" People are at a loss as to how to celebrate it."
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"My first wife died from eating poison mushrooms; my second wife died of a fractured skull... She wouldn't eat her mushrooms."