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Joke of the Day

"Survival Tip: When flipping off your wife behind her back... Make sure she's not standing in front of a mirror."

"What did the stamp say to the envelope? I'm stuck on you."

"Where do Germans go to post shitty memes? NeinGag."

"What do you call a person who fights fire? Firefighter."

"So a photon checks into a hotel... Bellman says ""Sir may I take your bags?"" Photon replies ""Nah... I'm traveling light"""

"What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves? Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks."

"Why can't you purchase minerals by the gallon? They only come in quarts(z)"

"You should never use the word ""nutsacky"" when describing how a newborn baby feels."

"Three blondes walk into a bar You would think at least one of them would have seen it."

"People on the Internet are like People in Overwatch They always take offence"