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Joke of the Day

"I had a heated argument with my wife last night... Apparently leaving the water heater on got me in hot water."

"i appreciate the song ""the boys are back in town"" because it answers the age-old question: are the boys back in town y/n?"

"What do Sea Monsters eat? Fish and Ships."

"What do you call a depressed bear? Bipolar"

"What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died? I can't bereave it!"

"What do you call a rooster from China? Caucasian"

"Have you heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering whether or not there really is a dog."

"No one sleeps with Gandalf because it takes him until first light on the fifth day to come."

"A nurse puts her hand in her pocket and finds a rectal thermometer... ""Oh no! Some ass hole has my pen"""

"Guys with huge dongs are just compensating for their tiny cars."