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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a bus full of white people a twinkie"
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"A battery's life sucks. You're either working or you're dead."
"Election Day Drinking Game: Every time Donald Trump is elected President, we all drink and just never stop."
"I'm tired of this one night stand mentality in college... I have multiple lamps and alarm clocks, I need at least two night stands."
"Do you know there is a serial number printed on every condom? I guess you haven't rolled it down far enough."
"Saying ""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" means basically the same thing... ...except at a funeral. Edit:Thank you Demitri Martian for the joke"
"It's all fun and games until you're sitting in the Planned Parenthood waiting room doing your Algebra homework"
"What's Captain America's shield made out of? What's Captain America's shield made of? Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of? Quicksilver."
"I hate people who don't know the difference between ""your"" and ""you're"" There so stupid"
"What's the Vatican City's favorite snack? popecorn"