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Joke of the Day

"[Witness Protection Program] So the more ordinary, mundane your new name is, the easier it'll be to blend into your new- BUBBLENUTS McFUNKY!"

"Our local cinema is putting on a screening of the new James Bond film especially for dyslexics. Respect"

"Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up? He had a lot of aspirations."

"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says ""we dont serve your kind."" The mushroom replies ""but im a fungi!"

"I suffer from premature procrastination. It's when you procrastinate before even receiving a task..."

"I had a joke about Jonestown, But the punchline was too long."

"I am so good in bed.... I can stay there all day long"

"What do you call a cross between a donkey and an onion? A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye"

"My friend once talked me out of jumping off a building with my new homemade glider wings. He said I didnt understand the gravity of the situation."

"What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school? Preppy le Pew"