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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy woman who's on her period? You get your palm red for free."

"Girls be having unprotected sex but then have the best case for their iPhone. They care more about their phone than their pussy"

"""Piece of cake"" should not mean ""Easy!"" It should mean ""Delicious!"""

"I tried to be a workaholic but workahol tastes like shit."

"What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society? Sieze the day"

"I would give anything to get my ex-wife back . But shes already got the house, the car and the kids"

"My son got very excited about all the toys he found when I cleaned behind the couch, I should have waited till Christmas morning to do that"

"What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot? A lamingTON!"

"What do you call an EDM party full of serial killers at the bottom of the ocean? Deep-rave."

"What do straight guys and lesbians have in common? They both like girls"