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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school? Preppy le Pew"
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"Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe."
"A very old joke: why is the letter r so important? Because without it, our friends would be fiends."
"""These diet pills better work,"" I say to myself as I wash them down with a chocolate milkshake."
"This is how good my dog is, LOL. I tell ya, my dog is lazy. He don't chase cars. He sits on the curb and takes down license plate numbers. Rodney Dangerfield"
"A jaguar asked an colourful arsehole with a big nose to join him in hide and seek... Toucan play that game."
"Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one."
"""and this blood shall be called A+"" all the other blood types: ""k wow we're like right here"""
"What do you call lying furniture? Untrustable"
"But Honey, if I stop eating this third bowl of Cap'n Crunch just because the roof of my mouth is bleeding, then the terrorists have won."