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Joke of the Day

"Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up? He had a lot of aspirations."

"What's the coolest kind of surgery? Hip surgery."

"I just swallowed a little hair color. I think I'm going to dye."

"How do three gay guys sit on a stool? Flip it upside down."

"What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop an onion."

"What's the difference between a hooker and a politician? A hooker stops screwing you when you run out of money."

"I saw my ex getting jumped by six guys at a party last night, so I helped out She didn't stand a chance against seven of us!"

"My parents used to listen to jimmy saville back in the seventies If only they had come into my room and stopped him."

"I went to the zoo this past weekend. The only animal they had was a dog... it was a shih tzu."

"What do you call an Asian getting mugged? Black and Yellow"