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Joke of the Day

"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says ""we dont serve your kind."" The mushroom replies ""but im a fungi!"

"What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !"

"I was drinking at a bar so i took the bus home Seemed like a good idea at the time but i've never driven a bus before..."

"What do ISIS and cats have in common? They're both a bunch of pussies. Credit to Stephen Colbert."

"Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them? A. Hosea and Hoseb"

"A local census says that on average, 1 in every 4 guys is gay I hope it's Dave- i think he's kinda cute"

"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing... Unless you're talking to someone at a funeral. Dimitri Martin"

"Donald Trump wants to ban shredded cheese... He wants to make America grate again"

"when ur watchig netflix alone in bed and the scene blacks out so u see ur own reflection r u suposed to smile at urself? help i feel awkward"

"Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !"