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Joke of the Day
"I had a joke about Jonestown, But the punchline was too long."
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"Honey Boo Boo evolves into Sugar Scab! Pokemon is back baby!"
"[Politics] Illegal immigrants are lucky The government is helping them escape the US ...and into mexico, where a booming ladder industry is providing plenty of jobs"
"I rented a prostitute for $60 an hour, I paid her 50 cents."
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"I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well we had to you know she was dead."
"My dad walked in on me masturbating... he said, ""quit doing that, you'll go blind""! I said, ""dad, I'm over here""!"
"What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream."
"What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium? A fowl !"
"Why do cannibals prefer to eat blind people? Because with one sense gone they taste really good. Sorry, that was wrong... they taste really well."