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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cross between a donkey and an onion? A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye"

"Ebola gives new meaning to the phrase 'Eat Shit and Die.' Credit to my brother for coming up with that one!"

"I like my coffee like I like my racist jokes... Made by someone else."

"love cafes w exposed brick exposed filament lightbulbs love sitting there w my skin peeled back a lil exposed muscle"

"Make love to a woman's mind, and her body will follow in kind"

"The key to wrapping presents is to think outside the box."

"What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza? ""A large pizza can feed a family of four"""

"Where do white supremacists go shopping? KKK-Mart."

"What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !"

"Girl asks a guy... How big he thinks her boobs are, he replies, ""looks like im gonna have to do an inbreastigation!"""