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Joke of the Day

"My friend once talked me out of jumping off a building with my new homemade glider wings. He said I didnt understand the gravity of the situation."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 is a registered sex offender."

"Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear? It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear"

"Why did the hipster burn himself while eating pizza? Because he ate it before it was cool."

"Other uses for chloroform 1) A great conversational piece when talking to the cops about using it 2) Make the day go by faster 3) And finally, as a reagent."

"What did the blondes mom say to her before leaving for a night out? If you're not in bed by one come home."

"Love your neighbor, but don't get caught."

"""ALL I WANNA DO IS HAVE SEX WITH MINERS!"" is the exact wrong way to proclaim your sexual proclivity toward those who excavate coal."

"I met this european guy last night who claimed he was a well endowed white supremacist Well, he said he was a hung aryan"

"What did the zoo employee say to the big cat? ""Why you always lion?"""