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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a man with a broken lizard? Sorry about your reptile dysfunction."
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"Fantastic Four (2015) currently has a rating of 4.0 on IMDB"
"Why do black guys like overweight white women so much? Good credit and a fat ass."
"What do you call a Sandwich with legs? Bready Legs"
"Twitter is like a conversation at the water cooler. If the water cooler was full of vodka. And you could smoke. And the boss was out of town"
"What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time? An asymptoad."
"I love the smell of abandoned commercial manufacturing plants. I find it to be a pleasant old factory experience."
"A Jehovah's witness knocks on a Mexican's door. The Jehovah's Witness asks, would you like to know Jesus? The Mexican said, I already do. He's next door."
"Prince's death may have been murder. In these types of cases it's usually the butler or maid. Did anybody dust for Prince?"
"What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship? Carbon dating"