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Joke of the Day

"I love the smell of abandoned commercial manufacturing plants. I find it to be a pleasant old factory experience."

"If Bernie Sanders gets elected, they should rename the White House the ""Sand Castle""."

"Food trucks: Because the problem with most grilled cheese sandwiches is you don't spend 20 minutes breathing exhaust."

"I used to be a phone sex worker... until I got hearing aids."

"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver!"

"Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes? Because freedom rings."

"[NSFW] What do a pizza delivery person and a gynecologist have in common? They both get to smell it, but can't eat it."

"Two aerials meet on a roof fall in love get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant."

"A woman walks in to a bar and asks for a Double Entendre... ...So the bartender gave her one."

"What's the best way to make pants last? Make the jacket first."