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Joke of the Day

"I love the smell of abandoned commercial manufacturing plants. I find it to be a pleasant old factory experience."

"Why do black people have nightmares? One had a dream and died"

"Fred Durst is starting a lawn care company. It's called Rake Stuff."

"A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."

"Nothing warms my heart... ...quite like spontaneous combustion"

"My gassy dog might be the leader of Russia... ...because she is always Putin."

"Two condoms..... Two condoms pass a gay bar. One says to the other, ""Let's go in and get shit-faced."""

"There are no divorce courts at the North Pole, so when Santa and his wife wanted to split up, they got a semicolon. They're great for separating independent Clauses."

"what did the Eskimo girl say after she lost her virginity.... iditarod"

"Kid Rock now endorses Donald Trump ""#Make America Up Jump the Boogie Again!!"""