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Joke of the Day

"Why do black guys like overweight white women so much? Good credit and a fat ass."

"Unshakable Fact # 5 Arguing over a girl's breast size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available."

"If I've learned one thing from Philip Seymour Hoffman's death, it's that someone needs to introduce Bieber to heroin."

"I don't believe in star signs but that's me... typical capricorn!"

"Netflix asked 'How often do you watch period pieces?' 'About once a month'"

"Persuading girl into having sex with you is like spreading the butter on a toast. It is possible with credit card, but it makes more sense using a knife."

"Diplomacy is saying ""nice doggy"" until you find a big rock."

"I just put on my khakis and found a golf tee in the pocket, which may be the whitest thing to ever happen to anyone."

"Don't ever date an Aztec woman.. They will rip your god damn heart out."

"How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going? It's tiring."