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"Fantastic Four (2015) currently has a rating of 4.0 on IMDB"
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"""This is not a drill!"" -Lying electric drill that refers to itself in the third person"
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"black ice I rode a bike over some black ice once. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone."
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