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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship? Carbon dating"
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"What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one? The regular one says ""Made in China"". The fancy one says ""Designed in the USA. Made in China."""
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"Why did Sara fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara."
"Why can't pencils have babies? Because they have rubbers on their end."
"How do you shut Donald Trump up? Muzzle-im"
"Amusing roller skating falls collection. That's very interesting and amusing video"
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"I just came from a domestic violence awareness concert... ...headlined by the Black Eyed Peas"
"What do you get when cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"