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Joke of the Day
"Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East? Iran so far away"
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"*thousands of puppies flooding onto the battlefield* General: ""STAY STRONG, MEN!"" *soldiers just petting puppies everywhere*"
"*Now with 50 percent less fat* Me: ooooh *buys two*"
"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time-consuming."
"What if 85% of Homeless veterans are 2LTs lost on a land navigation course?"
"What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives? a peasantfeeling"
"So there was a stork carrying an old man.. ..and the old man turns to it and says: ""Would you at last admit it that we are lost?"""
"""exorcise"" and ""exercise"" sound alike because they're both the work of the Devil"
"I hate it when winter comes. It makes my wenis so dry."
"Repeatedly referring to the electrician as a ""take charge kind of guy"" is a great way to make your doorbell turn on the garbage disposal."